Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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