is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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