i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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