The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Barsexuality is the new black.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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