Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Sorry my hands just texted you
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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