the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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