i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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