Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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