They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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