Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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