I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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