Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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