I am in a vortex of obligation.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
