North Korea, Best Korea!
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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