So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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