She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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