Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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