She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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