I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
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I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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