I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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