did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I have tasted many bathrooms
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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