So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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Well I just put wine in my tea
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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