I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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