Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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