They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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