VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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