Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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