On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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