You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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