their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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