Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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