I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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