yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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