If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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