i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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