you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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