Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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