hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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