Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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