My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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