Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I understand Curling. That high.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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