Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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