You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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