Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
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I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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