oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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