this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
you traded sex for a burrito?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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