at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Randomize