Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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