Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.