Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?