At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I still have a little drunk in my system
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.