Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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