whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
My vagina is very pro this idea
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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