I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
