I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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