...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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