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• (207): View more from Maine

  I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  was I really that bad?

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  you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.

  (985): View more from Louisiana

  Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Uh do you have my pants because I have yours

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