ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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