Me. At least after what I've been through.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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