Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
vagina is talking i cant
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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