Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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